he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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