I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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