started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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