you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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