Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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