Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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