So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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