I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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