what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Bring me that man meat
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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