Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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