Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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