chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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