West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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