Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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