Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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