Did you just see the Batmobile???
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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