You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I think my moral compass just broke
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