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I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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