xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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