Please, let me fuck your mom
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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