capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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