I think i peed on brittanys purse
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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