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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers

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  yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by

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  he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter

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  yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.

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• (585): View more from New York

  just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use

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  how?

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  not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night

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  Welcome to 22

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• (559): View more from California

  I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.

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