i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
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