your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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