When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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