I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
i think im in europe. pls send help
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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