I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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