Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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