She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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