I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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