Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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