Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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