No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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