so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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