you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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