They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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