is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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