I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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