I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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