He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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