just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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