ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I love having hate sex.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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