Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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