i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
You made out with two different species that night
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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