i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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