Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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