i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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