Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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