He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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