last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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