Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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