i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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