she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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