Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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