She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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