with your own penis?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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