dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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